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As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

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adameforhim:

gypsylocybin:

HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN

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TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY  BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS

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TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS 

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TO WHATEVER THIS IS

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TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER

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burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via laughingstation)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

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pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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6 Word Poem  (via emoties)

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I’m not used to being wanted
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